Legend of Zelda: The Return

"You're out of your mind!" Zelda cries. "I spent seven years just managing to avoid Ganondorf's clutches by the skin of my teeth! What could I have possibly been afraid of after that?! I know why I did what I did, Link, and it was for -" She never gets to finish. I grab her before she can and spin her around, slamming her back against the tree, not hard enough to hurt her but hard enough to surprise her, and kiss her.

Deeply.

--The Legend of Zelda: The Return ([link]), chapter 21
By Rose Zemlya

...HOLY BLOODY CRAP ITS DONE I HATE TREES SO MUUUCH.

Okay, so, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS THING ANYMORE. At SOME TIME in SOME PLACE, I'm SURE I DID, but I DON'T ANYMORE. I'm just glad the STUPID THING IS DOOONE.

AAAAAAAAAGH.

...oh, no wait, I do have to say this. Some of you may (hopefully not) recognize this as a revamped version of my first popular Zelda fanart "What You Were Afraid Of (2)". Hopefully this makes you forget about that picture, CUZ THIS LIKE A MILLION TIMES BETTER IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. Even if the pose IS really awkward, BUT THEN AGAIN, Link's arm is broken. And that has to suck.

.../yeah/ -flops over and DIES-