"You're out of your mind!" Zelda cries. "I spent seven years just managing to avoid Ganondorf's clutches by the skin of my teeth! What could I have possibly been afraid of after that?! I know why I did what I did, Link, and it was for -" She never gets to finish. I grab her before she can and spin her around, slamming her back against the tree, not hard enough to hurt her but hard enough to surprise her, and kiss her.
--The Legend of Zelda: The Return ([link]
), chapter 21
By Rose Zemlya
...HOLY BLOODY CRAP ITS DONE I HATE TREES SO MUUUCH.
Okay, so, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS THING ANYMORE. At SOME TIME in SOME PLACE, I'm SURE I DID, but I DON'T ANYMORE. I'm just glad the STUPID THING IS DOOONE.
...oh, no wait, I do have to say this. Some of you may (hopefully not) recognize this as a revamped version of my first popular Zelda fanart "What You Were Afraid Of (2)". Hopefully this makes you forget about that picture, CUZ THIS LIKE A MILLION TIMES BETTER IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. Even if the pose IS really awkward, BUT THEN AGAIN, Link's arm is broken. And that has to suck.
.../yeah/ -flops over and DIES-