Stole this from because it looked really fun. I feel a bit bad, though, after finishing it, because my views contradict with theirs so much. Sorry!

Six Ships I Love:

1.) RaHerz
2.) AshelinxTorn
3.) Jakster
4.) DaxTess
5.) MidnaxLink
6.) WolfwoodxMilliexKnives

Three Ships I Liked, but Not Anymore:

7.) LinkxZelda
8.) JaKeira (strictly post Jak II)
9.) BobxDot

Three Ships I Don’t Like:

10.) RazerxKeira
11.) RazerxRayn
12.) JakxAshelin

Two Ships I’m Curious About, but Don’t ACTUALLY Ship:

13.) PrincexDark Prince (ooooh god)
14.) AshelinxKeira (tho me not shipping it might change)

1.) Why do you dislike #11 so much? [RazerxRayn]
Besides the fact Razer’s the most flaming thing ever to touch ground? There’s no basis in canon. Yes, I ship things that are stretches, but there’s usually a REASON for them. I’m a canon NAZI, and I’m damn well proud of it. Rayn never shows any interest in Razer, and I think she’s only in one scene with the guy. And who does he talk to IN that scene? Jak. Rayn doesn’t even talk to him. There’s more subtext between her a freakin’ BLITZ. So I really don’t even get one-sided pairings of them (sorry Nashi >_< )

2.) Who is someone you know that ships #13 [PxDP]
…no one? The only person who I know that’s played Two Throwns is T9 and she doesn’t give a rats ass about ships, let alone crack pairings.

3.) What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3 (even if the show isn't on the air anymore)? [Jakster]
Oh jeez, I dunno. I like reading the stuff, but I’ve never really put any thought into it XD Really, I’m not too into Jak being all soft around Dax should the guy randomly poof back to being elven, even if its more in character. I don’t think he’d even bring it up. Maybe Dax coming on to him…yeah. –lame-

4.) Which is your favorite episode for #1? Try to pick just one. [RaHerz]
Well, that’s a hard freaking question right there. Nashi and I dink around with so many AUs when it comes to those two, its hard to pick. I guess I’ll just stick with Gebrochen. Can’t go wrong with the closest one to canon.

5.) How long have you been following couple #6? [WxMxK]
Ooooh, Jeez, for-freakin’-ever. MilliexWolfwood had to be my first hard-core pairing. That was…jeeeeez, before eighth grade. I didn’t get into MilliexKnives until a while after that, mainly cuz I was in denial over loving it for forever and a half. So ages, really.

6.) What's the story with #8? What made you stop liking them/caring? [JaKeira]
Well, its partly from talking to Nashi about it and getting her views, partly on replaying the games and realizing how much Jak really doesn’t care. I mean, you watch stuff in Jak X and its just so obvious how much he’s forcing himself to stick through all of Keira’s RANDOM advances. She’s pushing it too, there. They both know its waning and both don’t want to admit that they’ve changed and it’s no longer working. Jak, really, shouldn’t be paired with anyone. Daxter’s the only exception cuz…really, he’s the exception to everything. He’s the exception to Jak’s rage, the exception to Tess’s love, EVEN an exception when it comes to how the freaking universe works! How ELSE do you think he became an Ottsel?

7.) Which ship do you prefer - #2 or #4? [AsheTorn or DaxTess]
Okay, now you’re being cruel. I love them both and they’re both so freaking doomed! I guess…Dax and Tess because, really, Ashe doesn’t want Torn. It’s obvious. The ottsels, tho, are full of endless lovin’, even if Dax would pick adventuring with Jak over his Tessy-poo any day.

8.) You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12. [RazerxKeira or JakxAshe]
Well, while I really don’t like how Ashelin has become ND’s little whore over games 3 and 4/X, AND if Ashe’s interest in Jak poofed, she could possibly develop something other than misplaced lust (if she even has that) for Torn, its canon. Canon Nazis, no matter how much it pains us, will not twist canon that far. So RazerxKeira, considering it was spawned from the loins of fanon.

9.) What interests you about #14? [AshexKeira]
It could actually be canon. No, really, if you think about it, it could. Ashe doesn’t even show MILD interest in Jak until the day she talks to him after the race—in KEIRA’S garage. And doesn’t give him the time of day after it. In fact, if I remember correctly, the next time they get quality alone time, she’s pointing a GUN at him. Then in Jak 3, Keira falls off the MAP and Ashe goes for Jak even more. Spite maybe? Possibly? Jak X is the real kicker, though. Torn and Ashelin are around each other most every cut scene, but she only ever /flirts/ with him when /Keira/ is there. Especially if Keira’s doing something with Jak. AND, the ENTIRE game, Keira is just laying it on thick with Jak. She’s, what, nineteen here? Twenty? Little late for hormones, sweetie. Where were these pick-up lines in game ONE, where you were 14 or 15? Is someone trying to convince herself she doesn’t like someone else?

It so works. I swear it does. I just don’t know if I prefer it over the canon I’ve known for so long.

10.) When did you stop liking #7? [LinkxZelda]
Midna came along. And. Midna. Rocks. I will forever ship the pairing for Lady Rose, but outside the Return and all possible sequels, Midna pwns Zelda’s ass and hard.

11.) Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the show? [BobxDot]
Oh, hell no. I still love Reboot like whoa. I just…like Hex better than Dot is all. I know it was one-sided, but her going after Bob was always ADORABLE. ‘Sides, she’s sexier than Dot any day (I’m sorry, my queen, I couldn’t fit you and Bob on the list anywhere!)

12.) What's a song that reminds you of #5? [MidnaxLink]
…shit, I dunno o_o You can’t really capture the essence of their messed up relationship in a song…

13.) Which of these ships do you love the most?
I’m tempted to say RaHerz, cuz Herz is my baby and their chemistry makes me happy, but they aren’t canon, despite my wishes, so really I should pick something else. I guess, Millie and her boys because I’ve loved them the longest, and I don’t think I’ll ever fall out of love with them. Also, AshexTorn. It’s tragic and very much not going to happen what with Ashe being a flirty whore, but oh well.

14.) Which do you dislike the most?
Razerxanythingfemale. There’s no basis, its all crack and even so, its dump crack. The guy likes him some manly parts. No amount of squishy ND-approved cleavage is going to change that.

15.) If you could have any of these two pairings double date, who would it be? (even better if they're from different shows)
Oh dear, that’s…that’s hard. I think…Millie and the boys with Razer and Herz. Just because the other combination scares me. I was tempted to say Millie, the boys and Dax and Tess, but...Millie pretty much IS Tess and vice versa. Them together might break something.

16.) Have #2 kissed yet? Elaborate if you'd like. [AshexTorn]
I’m sure they have. They’re together at the end of Jak II and in Jak X and are both old enough to do the horizontal monster mash if they be wanting to. Their first kiss was probably horribly awkward, though. Torns usually are. Horribly awkward, I mean.

17.) Did #4 have a happy ending? If the show hasn't ended yet, do you think a happy ending is likely? [DaxTess]
I’m not sure, actually. Tess becoming an ottsel took their relationship to a whole other level, I’m sure, but when push comes to shove, Dax is gonna side with Jak. Always and forever. They’re inseparable. So I don’t know. If Tess is never going to matter as much as Jak does to Orange Lightning then maybe there won’t be one. But Tess is a smart girl and one that doesn’t go to pieces, so I’m sure she’d understand it. After all, she didn’t put up much of a fuss when Daxter went off with Jak to the Waste to possibly DIE.

18.) What would make you start shipping #14? [AshexKeira]
Maybe something shallow like a non-sucky following. Maybe just wrapping my head around it more. I’m bi for Pete’s sake. I really should have me some more feme-slash.

19.) If only one could happen, which would you prefer - #2 or #6? [AshexTorn or WxMxK]
…uh, wow. Considering AshexTorn, uh, WON’T either way? Not really? Millie and the boys, plzkthx

20.) You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them? [RazerxKeira]
…Razer ignores her ass just like in-game, Keira still probably finds him attractive (cuz, uh, she probably would, considering the man is DROP DEAD SEXY) but sticks to flirting up the wall with Jak like, uh, IN-GAME. And, miraculously, fandom actually acknowledges canon for once and drops this monstrosity like the burning pile of bad!Crack that it is.